TPA (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

WELCOME TO TPA

(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

We, at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!

We can absolutely guarantee that no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS, or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!

Book your next flight with TPA – the safest airline in the industry!