How do you ask your Boss for a salary increase...???

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One day an employee sent a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company. I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $omer$
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet. NOw the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if we may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, if you NOticed, things have turned bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Duely NOted...

NOrbert DoNOvan