Rules of men!!



The Man Rules
 At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down     
   Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(
 I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear
 
'the rules'
From the female side
   
    Now here are the rules from the male side.   
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' 
ON PURPOSE!
   
  1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want...
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem 
only if you want help solving it.. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument..
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
   other one 

1. You can either ask us to do something
or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did 
NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not 
color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
 Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or rugby.
 

1. You have enough clothes.

1 . You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. 
Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight..


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Share this with as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.... ..

Share this with as many women as you can -
   
to give them a bigger laugh.  

Comentários

  1. Ahahahahahah... Estas ainda não conhecia :)

    Vou deixar uma pequena ressalva em relação às cores, é verdade que pêssego, salmão e mais uma traquitanada de cores para os homens se resume a uma única cor-de-laranja...

    Mas tenho reparado que os homens têm sensibilidade para uma pequena situação no que Às cores diz respeito, quando se fala de unhas vermelhas, já ouvi muitos dizer "Gosto de unhas vermelhas, mas vermelho a sério, nada dessas imitações de vermelho que às vezes colocam nas unhas" :)))

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  2. Quais são os homens que dizem isso, Catarina?? :)))))

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  3. Vários Pedro, tem a ver com a sensibilidade dos homens ao vermelho, vou procurar um artigo que li sobre o assunto e depois partilho :)*

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  4. Só me lembro de The Woman in Red.
    Mas era o vestido, não eram as unhas :))

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  5. LOL! Uma salva de palmas para o grande homem que escreveu isso!!

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  6. FireHead,
    Mantém-se no anonimato.
    Mas é um tipo com grande discernimento.:)))

    Marciana,
    Anda muito distraída.
    É tanta regra, TODOS OS DIAS!!! :))))

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  7. Dormir no sofá é como acampar??!! Adorei.
    Por isso o marido quando chega à cama, depois de dormitar no sofá vem com ar de campista com a tenda armada, já percebi!! eheheheh
    Ia apagar o que escrevi, mas não, fica mesmo assim, eheheheheh

    beijinhos

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  8. E ficou muito bem, Carlota!! :)))
    Beijinhos

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