10 de julho de 2015

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE



A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”

The woman replied – “My husband’s check book !!”
 
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’? 

Sales Girl : “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
 
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Someone asked an old man : “Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – Darling, Honey, Luv. What’s the secret ?

Old man : I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her.
 
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A man in Hell asked Devil : Can I make a call to my Wife ? After making the call, he asked how much to pay. 

Devil : Nothing. Hell to hell is Free.
 
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Wife : I wish I was a newspaper. So I’d be in your hands all day.

Husband : I too wish that you were a newspaper. So I could have a new one every day!
 
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Husband to wife – Today is a fine day. Next day he says : Today is a fine day. Again next day, he says same thing – Today is a fine day.
 
Finally after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last one week, you are saying this “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?

Husband : Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.” I was just trying to remind you……"
 


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