10 de julho de 2015

A dog named SEX


Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". 
I call my dog "Sex".

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. 
When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. 
He said, "Id like to have one too." 
Then I said, "But this is a dog." 
He said I didn't care what she looked like. 
Then I said, "You don't understand, Ive had Sex since I was 9 years old." 
He said I must have been quite a kid.

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me.
 I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. 
He said that every room in the place was for sex. 
I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said "Me too."

One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. 
Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. 
I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. 
He told me that I should have sold tickets. 
"But you don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." 
He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog.
 I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." 
The judge said "Me too." 
Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. 
He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. 
I spent hours looking around town for him. 
A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" 
I said, "Im looking for Sex..."

My court date has been set for Friday...

8 comentários:

  1. ~~~
    ~ Também me contaram uma série de brincadeiras, verídicas, sobre um cão chamado «Doutor»...

    ~~~~ Dias serenos... ll; ))
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    1. Essa do Doutor não conheço, Majo
      Conte-nos :)))

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    1. Está aqui um bom exemplo de um nome a não dar a um cão, Ricardo :)))

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    1. Uma noite feliz também, POESIAS SENSUAIS E CONTOS

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